Simple, Transparent Pricing

You pick a tier, we create a draft certificate, and you fill in the title, name and date of birth that will be printed on it. When you are happy with it you pay on a Stripe-hosted checkout page. As soon as the payment is confirmed the certificate is marked as issued on your dashboard, where you can preview and download the print-ready A4 PDF as many times as you like. On the Gold Elite and Platinum Absurd Wealth tiers we also print the certificate, frame it and post it to you, and we email you first to ask for a shipping address. On every other tier nothing is posted or emailed to you.

There are no passwords. Enter your email address and we send you a single-use sign-in link that stays valid for 30 minutes, or sign in with your Google account. Anyone with access to your inbox can sign in as you, so keep that account secure.

A title, a first name, a last name and a date of birth: that is everything printed on the certificate. The date of birth has to be a real date after 1900 and at least 18 years ago, because certificates are sold to adults only.

A print-ready A4 landscape PDF with the full background artwork, an official-looking seal and its own certificate ID. You can open it in the browser or download it, and print it yourself at any size that suits the frame.

On your dashboard. Once the payment is confirmed the certificate is marked as issued, and you can preview or download the PDF as many times as you like, for as long as your account exists. The PDF is never posted or emailed to you, so there is nothing to lose in a spam folder. If you bought Gold Elite or Platinum Absurd Wealth, the framed print is arranged separately by email.

On the Gold Elite and Platinum Absurd Wealth tiers, yes: we print the certificate, frame it and post it to you at no extra cost. There is no address field at checkout, because the framed print is handled personally rather than by a fulfilment system. We contact you by email after the payment to ask where to send it and to agree the delivery with you. On Honorary Rich and Bronze Rich the certificate is digital only, and you print it yourself from the PDF.

No. A certificate is frozen the moment it is issued, so it cannot be edited or deleted afterwards. While it is still a draft you can change every detail and preview it as often as you want, so check it carefully before you pay.

Yes, you choose the name printed on it. You must not use the identity of a real person without their permission, and you must not present the certificate as something that has been verified by us or anyone else. The PDF lands on your dashboard, so you print it or forward it to them yourself.

No. Every certificate is a single one-off payment, charged in US dollars and inclusive of any applicable taxes. There is nothing recurring, nothing to cancel, and prices for each tier are listed on the pricing page.

No, and please do not try. These are novelty and entertainment products: they confer no status, membership, qualification or accreditation, and we never verify anyone's finances. They are not valid for a loan, a visa, a rental application, or anything else that asks for real evidence of wealth.

A certificate is issued the moment our system receives confirmation of the charge from Stripe, which is normally a matter of seconds, though a slow network or a payment held for review can delay it. If it has not appeared after a few minutes, contact us: we will either fix it or refund you in full.

We ask for as little as possible. We never request financial documents, bank details or proof of net worth: we hold your email address, the details you choose to print on the certificate, and a record of your payments. We do not sell your data and we do not share it for advertising. Card details go straight to Stripe and we never see or store them.

A certificate is frozen once it has been issued, so its tier cannot be changed afterwards. If you want a different tier, create a new certificate and buy that one. There is no limit on how many you can own.

Nothing, and that is the joke. Our certificates are for novelty and entertainment only: they confer no status, qualification or accreditation, and we never verify anyone's finances. Each one is personalised, carries its own certificate ID and seal, and is produced as a premium print-ready A4 PDF.

Because the certificate is digital and supplied immediately, you agree at checkout that supply begins straight away, which means the 14-day right to cancel no longer applies. If you have paid and the certificate never became available to you, contact us and we will either fix the problem or refund you in full. Duplicate or clearly accidental charges are always refunded, and your statutory rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 are unaffected. The framed print included with Gold Elite and Platinum Absurd Wealth is a physical good, so if it arrives damaged or never arrives, tell us and we will replace it or refund that purchase.

Payments are taken by Stripe on their own hosted checkout page, in US dollars. Stripe accepts all major credit and debit cards, along with the wallets supported on your device. We never see or store your card details.

No. The only cookies we set are the ones strictly needed to run the site and keep you signed in: no advertising cookies, no tracking pixels, and no third-party analytics cookies. Our visitor statistics come from Plausible, which we host ourselves, so that data never leaves us.

Deleting your account starts a five-day grace period that covers accidental deletion, after which the account and its certificates are erased for good. If you have made a purchase, the payment record is kept for accounting and tax purposes, and your personal details attached to it are anonymised instead.

There is no limit. Every certificate you create is separate, with its own details and its own certificate ID.