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Facultatif. Remplissez ces champs et chaque ligne ci-dessous se complète toute seule.
For the leaving do, the card, and the certificate someone reads out loud.
Award titles
- Certified Professionally Retired
- Doctor of Doing Absolutely Nothing
- Master of the Permanent Weekend
- Officially Off The Rota, Forever
- Honorary Fellow of the Long Lunch
- Certified Alarm Clock Refusenik
- Emeritus Professor of Knowing Where Everything Is
- Distinguished Graduate of the School of Enough
Citation lines
- In recognition of [years] years of service, and of never once explaining how the printer works.
- For outstanding contribution to the department, and to the biscuit tin.
- Awarded for surviving [years] years of reorganisations with the same email signature.
- For services to institutional memory, now walking out of the building.
- Presented in gratitude for the answers nobody else in the company had.
- For [years] years of turning up early, and for finally being allowed not to.
Closing lines
- This certificate entitles the holder to ignore all future calendar invitations.
- Valid for life. No renewal required. No handover document accepted.
- The holder is hereby released from all meetings that could have been an email.
- Signed, sealed, and gratefully handed over by everyone left behind.
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